Frequently Asked Questions!

Actually, these aren't questions anybody's actually asked me, just questions I thought people might ask, given that I needed *ahem* assistance at these points.

Q: Erm, how do I get to the back area of the Millennial Fair?

A: You sure are having trouble early! Actually, it took me a while to figure this one out. Go figure... Anyway, remember, if you have trouble, try talking to everybody again. In this case, specifically, the woman at the right side of the fountain. Once Marle joins you, Lucca will be finished setting up and you can go back there. But you have to talk to she who sits by the fountain first.

Q: What's that sparkly thingy lying on the ground?

A: Probably a "tab." These items increase one of your attributes by one permanently. If it's a big blue circle, it's a Gate. If you don't know what a Gate is, PLAY THE #%@#ING GAME!

Q: No, no, no. Not on the ground. On the right Telepod.

A: And why didn't you need this FAQ before, hmm? The sparkly thing on the right Telepod that looks like a tab is a "Green Gate." IF you are on a New Game+, this will appear and take you straight to Lavos. [SPOILER ALERT!] It's one of two ways to get the Programmers' Ending.

Q: Ooh! "Programmers' Ending," that sounds cool! I've completed the game, how do I get it?

A: To avoid endless spoilers, I've put a page with (some) of the "secret" endings here.

Q: Where on Earth (Earth? Hmm...) is the Hunting Range? I've been all over 65,000,000 BC and it continues to elude me!

A: This took me a while to find, too! To the right of the entrance to the Dactyl Nest is a jungle-like area. Yup. It's right there. Find the Nu only when it rains, and win a Third Eye. Wow. A third eye. Exciting.

Q: I have a question that you haven't covered [yet]. How can I email you?

A: A link to my email address is on my main page. A link back to that is at the bottom of this page. Please feel free to use it. Please!

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